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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty One: Cottages
The cab in the city had an advanced TV, to watch Hamlet (although it could easily tell two stories), and although that’s far from the last straw, it’s nothing to dwell on. Six Puns: Puns about small...
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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Six: Fire Hydrants
“Mr. and Mrs. Watt are supposed to join us for dinner, so make sure they’re pumped up about this restaurant.” said Mr. Smith. “It’s a farming-type place, so all the shovels and hoes on the walls should...
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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Forty Nine: The Ivy League
“I don’t know how anyone bears the thought of reading the puns you pen,” said a critic to me once, “Unless someone big read them, of course. Within the filmed reactions to this material lie yawns. So...
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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty: Trophies
“To drink from a wizard’s cup is a something many people cannot handle,” said the Princess, “but as I am far from my castle, my home base, it is something I must stand for, in order to test my mettle.”...
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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Three: Scrolls
“Huge baking event going on tonight, only on pay-per-view. They are going to make the best rolls without any assistance, or even a script,” said the promoter, “The end won’t leave you hanging, if you...
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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy Seven: Tar
Pete would have to stick to his practice, otherwise playing the violin would be the pits. He seemed to be stuck on the pizzicato notes, which, when incorrectly played with a bow, sounded like a baby...
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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty: Circles
There are several degrees to the argument about the ark, but any argument that could shape your opinion. Once you get a round of debates in, it’s easier to hear something that will strike a chord. Six...
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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Nine: Cobblestones
Don’t try to block how something is set, that would cause way more harm than good, if you’ve rode this far, you won’t have to curb your enthusiasm. Six Puns: Cobblestone puns…nothing to marble at?
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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Seven: Oil Rigs
“It’s easy to see where you could spar with the prosecutor, but you know the drill,” said the paralegal, “you might have to stay compliant so long as these trials are fixed.” Six Puns: Puns are a good...
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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twelve: Rafts
It’s the internet, log in and read a science article. Would you believe that philosophical parade floats win awards every year by exposing the stream of consciousness of the bilateral human mind?...
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Six Puns Nine Hundred Fifteen: Sleds
“There’s nothing to bargain about here,” said the shopkeeper, “the deals are just the same here as they are on the flyer.” “Oh come on,” said Suzie, “if you let the price of your hiking boots slide,...
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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Two: Railroads
Stay on track, there’s more than a tie at stake at work. You could see a spike in sales and finally make enough money to move get out of this joint. Six Puns: Puns for hire…is anyone willing to train?
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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Three: Arenas
“The pond sports a diversity of species; it has been known to teem with life,” said the biologist. “and that’s not just a line I’m saying, there are several yards that have ponds, but this one is the...
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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Sixty: Scaffolding
“Although the acting was stilted, the staging was compelling, and the dialogue will test your mettle,” wrote the reviewer, “According to recent polls, this is what ties audiences to the cinema.” Six...
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Six Puns Month Two: Crop Circles
Last month’s puns weren’t corny enough for you? It’s funny how the laughs crop up here and there, (though that concept is alien to me) but I wouldn’t trust anybody who reads into it too much. Maybe...
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